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That's right, someone other than Hugh Glove had to pull out a win for the Elkhorn last night!!! It was a beautiful hit by the
Elkhorn GM that brings the 'Horn closer to a record winning season in any sport! Some folks in the gallery were whispering that the Elkhorn GM would fan on the 'at bat' just so the Summer GM didn't end up as the winningest coach in Elkhorn history, but in true Elkhorn fashion the Elkhorn GM hit one for the team.
Yours truly on the other hand sat by leisurely (see picture above) until he was really needed and ended up making the most amazing game winning "sun in your eyes" diving catch...only to have the Summer GM "lose it" on the sidelines and blaming "yours truly" for being out of position. All I (Hugh Glove) could do to contain myself whilst the Summer GM was embarassing me in front of my team mates and all of my fans was to internally think
WWMD. It's clear that my mentor Magnum would have been the perfect gentlemen in this situation and I followed my mentors words of wisdom to a "T"!
So with the score tied and international rules (thank god the Summer GM new the rules) set for the 8th inning and Rob "the short stop" at 2nd base, Elkhorn GM knocked a sac' fly to the outfield somewhere around 275ft and Rob the "short stop and 4th in the batting order" leisurely trotted home!
With 2 games left in the regular season, yours truly will be doing more rest and relaxation at West Hawk...see picture above..."I need to really rest the bones and prepare for the playoffs" is how I put it to the Summer GM, whether he liked it or not! Now that's dedication...not like all those "school teachers" we have on our team with big fat contracts and then take off every other game because they're on vacation crap! I'm talking real dedication (again see picture above)!!!
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